Here's the latest installment of stupidity.
Someone I know recently found out they were pregnant. It's hard to feel congratulatory to someone who is married to a military man, but the spawn that will undoubtedly spring from between her legs is not that of her husband, but from the boyfriend that she has while her husband has been deployed. Not only that, her excuse for not using protection was "They don't make condoms big enough."
REALLY? Are you serious? Is he a horse? Because, if you really wanted to be careful, you would certainly find a way.