paper cuts...

*EDIT*
I should note that this is NOT me...but one of the actresses in my office. No, I don't work in Hollywood. I don't work in a film studio. Nope. A hospital. Where I'm sure there's a stash of "adhesive bandages" somewhere...
maybe we should let a raccoon loose in here.
To quote Stewie from the "Family Guy" "It's EVERYWHERE! It's in my RACCOON WOUNDS!"
Oh dear...
we have paper cuts.
Not just a "whoops, I sliced my finger"
NOoooooooooooooooooo
it's a theatrical production, and she's in line for the Grammy for most imbellishment placed on a paper cut.
and the (sharp intake of breath to make it sound really bad...)*very loudly* OHMIGOD, I have a PAPERCUT! And it's BLEEDING ALL OVER EVERYTHING!"
Keep in mind, her desk is MAYBE 4 feet from the closet
Where the "adhesive bandages" are kept.
For such a purpose...

News update

So for those of you who don't know...
My computer died
We had a fire and were kind of like, homeless for a while, and we moved all of our shtuff out, and then back.....
My computer is still not fixed, though it's in the process.
I forgot my password and sign in name....not like it was the highest thing on my priority list.
Spring sprung then got squashed by mother nature...she didn't get the memo about the calendar being APRIL and decided to send us some winter weather. Again.
So in the mean time, Suffice to say that I haven't been sent on any nefarious biddings to any far off places.